Rudolph the Red Nosed PM

Christopher Cummings
December 23, 2010
Jokes

Inspired by Saeed and Jennifer, we present Rudolph the Red Nosed PM…

Rudolph, the red nosed PM,
had a very feature-focused development mode.
And if you ever saw him,
you would say he was headed down a bad road.

All of the other PMs
used to weep and sympathize.
They wondered why poor Rudolph
solely focused on things to prioritize.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
“Rudolph, you need to rise above the noise,
and provide true value! Spread more joy!”

Then the whole company loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
“Rudolph the red nosed PM,
you’re on your way to becoming strategic finally!”