Product Management Joke: Celebrating The Product Launch

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A new Product Manager successfully launches his first product, and his friends John and Janet decide to send him flowers to celebrate the occasion. Smiling, they arrive at his cubicle, bouquet in hand.

“Thank you!” he says as he accepts their gift. He sees an note attached to the bouquet and grins. As he reads the note, however, a puzzled looks comes over his face.

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Product Management Joke: The Dream Requirements Doc

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An anxious Product Manager goes to his therapist and says, “Doctor Silverman, I keep having this same dream, over and over again. I wake up and I know the dream is about a product requirements doc that actually gets read, but I can’t remember what I wrote that made it so compelling to the team. Can you help me?”

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Rudolph the Red Nosed PM

Inspired by Saeed and Jennifer, we present Rudolph the Red Nosed PM…


Rudolph, the red nosed PM,
had a very feature-focused development mode.
And if you ever saw him,
you would say he was headed down a bad road.

All of the other PMs
used to weep and sympathize.
They wondered why poor Rudolph
solely focused on things to prioritize.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
“Rudolph, you need to rise above the noise,
and provide true value! Spread more joy!”

Then the whole company loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
“Rudolph the red nosed PM,
you’re on your way to becoming strategic finally!”

Merry Christmas, everyone, and have a happy new year!

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