Jokes

Product Management Joke: CEO Pool Party

A CEO throws a pool party for her employees. Giddiness turns to fear as her employees arrive and find their boss’ Olympic-size swimming pool swarming with over a dozen live sharks. “As you know,” the CEO says, “I value courage. Courage is what made me the success I am today. […]

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Product Management Joke: Celebrating The Product Launch

A new Product Manager successfully launches his first product, and his friends John and Janet decide to send him flowers to celebrate the occasion. Smiling, they arrive at his cubicle, bouquet in hand. “Thank you!” he says as he accepts their gift. He sees an note attached to the bouquet […]

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Rudolph the Red Nosed PM

Rudolph, the red nosed PM,
had a very feature-focused development mode.
And if you ever saw him,
you would say he was headed down a bad road.

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